Went to the doctor yesterday and she said I'm as healthy as a horse.

A depressed horse, with anxiety issues and type II diabetes.

I knew the first two, the third part was a surprise to me.

So now I get to meet with a bunch of NEW doctors and a thearapist.


Thank you all for your kind words! I honestly meant that to be funnier than it was taken, I still think “healthy as a depressed horse with anxiety issues and diabetes” is possibly one of the funniest sentences ever. I am getting help on every front and I will improve on all fronts. Thank you all again!

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